Someone said to me;
Are you sure you are going to eat that spaghetti carbonara? Do you know there is a lot of cheese in that? And do you know what cheese is? It is mucus. And since you are breastfeeding your baby – the mucus will be transmitted to your baby via your breast milk.

SOMEBODY! ANYBODY! JUST! SHOOT! ME! ALREADY!

Mucus transmission to baby via breast milk possibly containing cheese consumed by mother eating spaghetti carbonara.

SERIOUSLY?!