This is a story about Boo Boo Kow.
Boo Boo who can gather all his MIGHT! and look MIGHTY SAD! MIGHTY GRUMPY! MIGHTY INTENSE! and MIGHTY CONFUSED.
With all the might in him, he looks MIGHTY sad when we tie him up, because he had sprained his buttocks and is not allowed to walk around too much. [...]
We’ve grown livers, bladders, hearts and blood vessels in labs for transplant.
And now we’re going to grow a piece of meat for food?
If it tastes just like chicken, or beef - but it was GROWN! Would you eat it? Would you?!
It’s skipped the entire process from egg to chicken, or baby cow to big cow. BUT [...]
Me to the sales assistant at Banana Republic, “Are you going to have a sale soon?”
Sales assistant - Blinks at me and smiles.
I blink back, “Are you going to have a sale, a promotion soon?”
Blink, blink. Smiles.
“Do you understand English?”
“Yee-ees”
“Are you going to have a sale soon?”
Blinks and smiles again.
OMfG! What’s wrong with him? I [...]
Me to kakak : May you please heat up a small piece of apple pie for me? And I would like it with vanilla ice cream.
30 seconds later.
I am staring at apple pie floating in white substance.
Kakak : Eh, the ice cream melted in the microwave oven. I only put in 30 seconds.
I blacked out [...]
Ta-DAH!
The absolute BEST apple pie I have ever tasted!
It doesn’t look oh-so-pretty… but it’s ALL in the taste.
And all that have tasted my apple pie - said it is good…*GIGGLE TILL I START SNORTING*… After I told them I don’t take negative criticism very well.
And I am only posting this now - because once it [...]
