From my previous post here you would have guessed that everyone else is in my way.
And whilst moving through the crowds today – I realised that the very absolute-st worst-est type of walker is – drumroll please – THREE lazy-slow-paced walkers in a row.
They are a joint menace! Yakking away to each other, 200% oblivious to the world around them, dragging one lazy foot after the other, stretching a good 8 feet diagonally. And blocking the ENTIRE! path with their slow moving asses!
It is impossible to get past them. I don’t think it’d be possible to get past them even with a barge pole. But that’s what I feel like doing.
I kid you not when I say I feel like blowing my brains out.
Xanax anyone? Maybe that’s what I need to help me get through this period of merry season crowd.